Rene Rose

Friend. Playmate. Muse.

Who is She?

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Safe, yet daring. Comfortable, yet bold. Ready and willing to try new things, but right at home with your time-honored favorites. A modern woman with classical sensibilities. A muse, in the canonical sense of the word, and darling of DC’s demimonde.

From my youth, I’ve found myself especially drawn to intense intellectual pursuits- the more niche, the better! True to my oft-remarked identity as a dilettante, I frequently find myself utterly consumed by a newfound hobby or passion. Be it a new book series (I’m recently into post-apocalyptic tomes, for no reason at all 😉), a creative endeavor (cooking and sartorial crafts have been my personal pandemic-era standouts), or some other esoteric interest (of late, botany and Tudor-era England have captured my attention), I am nearly always burying myself into learning as much as possible about some topic.

My love of learning and exploration positioned me as the quintessential “nerd” archetype during my grade school years- think spelling bees, straight As, chess championships, violin recitals, and so on. During my college years, this insatiable curiosity paired with my natural aptitude for academic success led to me to seek fulfillment and intrigue from more nontraditional sources. It was then that I developed both my acute affinity for travel, and my taste for the taboo…

Following undergrad, I took a relatively brief foray into the glittering world of the DC-area 9-5 (or more aptly, round-the-clock) humanitarian, mission-driven industry. While my heart still lies with the altruistic principles of the organizations I’ve been associated with, my soul itself is set to flame by the ways I’m fortunate enough to spend my time now.

Now, a few short years later, I while away the days with a fantastical combination of humdrum hobbies and intellectual pursuits, and finding new ways to wildly fulfill deepest, most intimate desires.

What to Expect

With me, you will find ease, comfort, freedom, and acceptance. As my many glowing reviews suggest, our time together will flow freely, devoid of expectation, and unconcerned with the rigid constraints of the outer world.

In public, you will delight in finding that I am a true social chameleon. The combination of my delicately feminine style of dress, graceful Southern belle nature, refined extroversion, and tendency toward levity and wit puts me at ease in a variety of settings. I am just as comfortable debating the Classics with you and your colleagues as I would be at an ebullient hockey game or in a laid-back arcade.

Behind closed doors, I am flexible in a variety of ways. Intimate environments provide the perfect cover for my eagerness to please and my openminded approach to pleasure. My natural curiosity and innate desire to explore extend readily to private settings, and I enjoy little more than gently tickling boundaries.

As for you… You are quiet, proud, shy, accomplished, erudite, paternal, kind... rebellious.

You seek the attention of an elegant younger lady, whose natural grace encompasses classic elements, with just a hint of modernity.

The man I seek is professional, scholarly, and dedicated; he may not do this often. He may even be hesitant about trying this for the first time. He is in need of a respite from the ordinary, craving an Eden he may call his own. He is on the search for a single siren, ready to liberate his spirit and uncover his desires, whatever they may be.

Together, we will live like there’s no tomorrow. Adventure, spontaneity, intimacy, intensity, passion, and genuine connection beckon.

I invite you to dance like no one’s watching, and allow yourself the indulgence of a lifetime.

Decadence awaits.

Vital Statistics

Age - Mid-twenties

Height - 5’6, or 167 cm

Dress Size - US 10-12

Shoe Size - US 8.5 or 39.5

Measurements - 38G-31-51

Education - B.S. in Political Science

Passions & Interests: Linguistics, philanthropy, music (especially live), politics, violin, travel, fashion + beauty, film, literature, performing arts, athletics, musical theater, blog writing, digital content management, trivia, and photography

Essence: Curious, empathetic, witty, optimistic, mischievous, enthusiastic, adaptable, authentic

Dress Style: I am genuinely a social chameleon, able to adapt and dazzle in a multitude of environments. Typically, you will find me clad in a comfortable, classically feminine outfit appropriate for the occasion.

Music - Adele; Betty Wright; Beyonce; Billy Joel; Clean Bandit; Destiny’s Child; Dixie Chicks; Florence + the Machine; Gavin DeGraw; HAIM; Hozier; Jennifer Hudson; Lady Gaga; Mariah Carey; Martina McBride; My Chemical Romance; Paramore; Pistol Annies; Reba McEntire; Shania Twain; The Band Perry; Whitney Houston; +

Learn more about me at my various online homes! Visit ReadyforRene.com for access to my Twitter, Instagram, content sites, and more!